superwholockian-writer:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

Walking into school: 

Logging into tumblr: 

#this is too accurate

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that-decadent-voice:

confessionsofadirectioner:

On Easter, we had this tradition where an old man down the road would paint little ‘bunny’ prints along the sidewalk, as well as up to the door of every house where a child lives…and he’s done this every year, without fail, since before I was born.

Over the summer, that old man passed away, so no one in their right mind expected to see the tracks this year.  However, when I woke up- there they were!  

Turns out that his eighteen year old grandson (who happens to be known as the badass of our school) got up at three this morning and spent four hours- by himself -painting the prints; just to make sure that the neighborhood kids wouldn’t be disappointed.

My faith in our generation = restored. 

Marry him.

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insert-awesome-title-here:

jensensparkles:

adrimnzr:

ruffalowildwings:

lilcalcifer:

we found love in a mildly disappointing place

now you’re just somebody that i know by first name

tonight, we are average age

i walk this fairly populated road

carry on my adequately well-adjusted son

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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

BRONEYMOON

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zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

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nahthatsnotveryraven:

#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

u came to the wrong neighbourhood mother frickers

sanswolf:

andrewgiraffields:

a tumblr game called

“nope that comment isn’t actually john green”

#or the staff #or obama

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idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

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A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

satan-doge:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THIS IS A CROP

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN

I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.

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munchflower:

I LOVE THIS FOREVER. 

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